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University of Scranton; forensic chem; can't tell the difference between a bed and the floor.
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oknope:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

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temperancesbrennan:

I’m not as cold as everyone assumes…