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tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

Please make sure this is played at my funeral 

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towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

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diewhitegirls:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
That's the point. You can fuck me however you want daddy.
hollowbellrings hollowbellrings Said:

FSO otter open mouth Tucey 1024x682 Friends of the Sea Otter Photo Contest

thems-the-8reaks:

if pokemon were real don’t you think catching legendaries would be highly illegal

that would be like coming home with jesus in a ball

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
I wish I could be your sex slave. Have my ass up in the air so you can fuck my slut hole.
hollowbellrings hollowbellrings Said:

ok, that it?