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santorumforgop:

Better luck in 2016. With any luck, after RMoney gets his ass kicked by Obama, your base will decide it was because the GOP nominee wasn’t conservative enough. Then you’ll get your shot.

and personally thank him for completely obliterating any chance of him winning without any of us having to do anything. 

conservativemediaanalysis:

If pizza can be a vegetable, Rick, then we don’t see why not. 

Shoot for the moon.

(via myassachusetts)

santorumforgop:

testallthings:

What bothers me about Rick Santorum more than his bigotry towards gays is his constant rhetorical crusade against single parents.

I’m a product of a single mother, and I think I’m doing quite alright, thanks.

This picture actually fits in with his narrative quite well. He said single moms were breeding criminals, and he considers both of these presidents criminals. Of course, he’s wrong on both counts, but don’t tell him that. We want him to continue spouting stupidity until he ruins the GOP’s chances of retaking the White House.

Raised by a single mother, I must be satan’s child straight from his butt :3

DEAD

(via santorumforgop)

freakingziggystardust:

I really hope he gets the Republican presidential nomination. God he is such a troll and when he goes against Obama. Obama will wipe the floor with him. I cannot wait. There will be many gold moments to come if he keeps winning states.

(via santorumforgop)